Flirt SMS Messages

So you are feeling flirty and want to flirt your girl or boy over SMS. Here is a collection of beautiful flirt sms messages. Send these great Flirt SMS Text Messages and let him or her know how romantic and flirty you are. Some times ur existencegives hope to one person,Your smile may be a pearl for someone,Your presence might be thedesire of the 1 who loves U dearly.So value yourself. Let me

Love SMS Text Messages

Big Collection of LOVE SMS Text to send to your Loved One:What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you.If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight. I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately

Double Meaning SMS Messages

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her. He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts

Story SMS

Page 1Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking।Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question" A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her

Funny SMS Jokes

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject. School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE

Lovely Marriage SMS Jokes

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything! A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked

Insult SMS

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =) Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good

Funny Urdu SMS

Big Collection of Funny Urdu SMS to send to your friends for free.Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne,Pyaar ka harfarz ada kiya hamne,Mat sochna

Quotes About Family

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. ---Desmond Tutu The family is one of nature's masterpieces. ~ George Santayana There is no vocabularyFor love within a family, love that's lived inBut not looked at, love within the light of whichAll else is seen, the love within whichAll other love finds speech.This love is silent. ---- T. S. Eliot My family is my

हिंदी संदेश

मेर सिर के ताज, मेरे दिल के शेह्ज़ादेकुत्ते, कमीने, हरामजादे।<< एक मुर्गी थी बहोत जिद्दी,एक दिन उसके मलिक ने उसे बंद किया वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि पिंजरे के पिछले दरवाजे से निकल गयी,उसके मलिक ने फिर से उसे बंद किया वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि फिर से निकल गयी,उसके मलिक को इतना घुस्सा आया उसने मुर्गी को मारा और उसे खा गयापर वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि………. ….. (More Hindi Jokes, Coming Sooon)

sympathy messages and Sayings

For I no sooner in my heart divin'd My heart, which by a secret harmony Still moves with thine, joined in connection sweet. ----John MiltonWhen you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars. ----Ed HowePlease accept these flowers and hear the words we are not able to speak.Life is eternal, and love is immortal,and death is only a horizon;and a horizon is

Free Love Quotes & Sayings

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you.Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention,but attention ain't the same thing as love.Pyaar bhi zindagi ki tarah hota hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod par khushi nahi hoti...par jab hum zindagi kaa saath nahi chodte to hum mohabbat ka saath kyon chode.Jab main apni aankhen band karta hoo to

Quotes About Friendship

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose. ~ Tennessee WilliamsFate chooses your relations, you choose your friends. ~ Jacques DelilleA true friend is one whoKnows you as you really are,Understands where you've been,Accepts who you've becomes,And still gently invites you to grow. Dosti ka matlab...D=door rehkar bhi jo paas ho.O=ouro se zyada khaas ho.S=

Quotes On Friendship

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival." - C. S. LewisTwo are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe unto him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up. -- The Bible: Ecclesiastes 4:9-

Rude Text Messages

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiyeBure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiyeAur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujliToh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,Kisi aur ko mat batana,Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai NEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry

Thank You Quotes

There are lots of Thank You Quotes available. In this page, you can find few best SMS Quotes to say thank you. So, Instead of saying simple thank you, you can use these Thank You messages to make it intresting. Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.....William FeatherA thankful

Teen Love Quotes

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.~William ShakespeareIf you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. ~Michel de MontaigneLove is like a life where neither every way is easy nor we get happiness on every turn. But if we do not leave life, we should we leave love.Love is a beautiful feeling

Romantic And Love SMS Text Messages

Page 2Khamosh palko se beh kar jab ansu aate hai,aap kya jane hume kitne yaad aate hai,aaj abhi us mod pe khade hai,jaha aapne kaha tha thehro hum abhi aate hai. Tumhari duniya se jane ke baad hum tumhe har taare mein nazar aaya karenge,tum har pal koi dua maang lena, aur hum har pal toot jaya karenge. Dil bezuban hai kuch keh nahi sakta,teri judai ik pal seh nahi sakta,kash aap samaj paate dil

Story Jokes

A mathematician, an accountant and and economist apply for the same job.The interviewer calls in the mathmatician and asks "What does two plus two equal?" The mathmatician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four exactly?" The mathmatician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four,exactly."Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question, "What do two

Famous Inspirational & Educational Quotes

Nobody is a total failure if he dares to try to do something worthwhile.Tough times never last, but tough people do.If it going to be, it's up to me.Never let a problem become excuse.The one battle most people lose is the battle over the fear of failure...try...start...begin...and you'll be assured you won the first round.God's delays are not god's denials.Today's decisions are tommorrow's

Funny SMS Jokes

Page 2Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Short Inspirational Quotes

IF you are DE-motivated, stressed or under-pressure...just go through my short inspirational quotes. Right words of inspiration can suddenly hit us in a positive way whenever we feeling down. Here are some of my favorite short inspirational quotes which you may use to change your mood or make someone else day brighten with these quotes.Nothing is impossible in this world.You really can change the

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Quotes On Leadership

It,s time to TAKE CHARGE and TAKE CONTROL.Do the things which people say you can't do. The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.— John BuchanTo do great things is difficult; but to command great things is more difficult.Friedrich NietzscheDecide today where are you going in your life. Don't say, "I'll do it tommorrow or after

humorous quotes

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred AllenWomen are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected. ---UnknownThere's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.STEVEN WRIGHTThe profoundly humorous writers are

Really Funny Jokes

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.2nd Child: Why are you crying?1st Child: I came here for a blood test.2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.At this, the second one started crying profusely.The first one was astonished.1st Child: Why are you crying now?2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! Maa ne apni beti

Fat People Jokes

There are so much fat peoples in this world. They look really funny. They look funny when they walk. In this Page, you can Lots Of funny jokes aboutfat people. Here are some of the hillarious fat people jokes.A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches herand says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?""We'll you see," says

Short Life Quotes

Life is just a chance to grow a soul.My candle burns at both its ends;It will not last the night;But oh, my foes, and oh, my friends --It gives a lovely light. The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the

Salman Khan Rocks With Das Ka Dum

Ab India Sochega Percentage Mein?After the super flop show Sawaal Dus Crore KA , Sony Entertainment Television is coming with another Big Game Show Named DAS KA DUM. Well.. the show has diffrent concept and it is inspied from Family Feud/Fortune show. The show is based on survey system. And what i think about this show is that it is going to Rock the nation.Finally, Our Own pyara sallu bhai is

Very Funny Hindi Dirty Jokes

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?""No!" she shrieked, aghast.So, he dropped

Love SMS Text Messages

Page 3Sometime my eyes get jealous of my heart. know why?...Because you always remain close to my heart.Lamha lamha jod kar zindagi banayi,Zindagi mein aapke pyaar ki mehak aayi,Pyaar ke naam kar diye kuchh lamhe,baaki lamho mein sirf aapki yaad aayi.We are like a needle of a clock. Though we are in the same clock, we are not able to meet. Even if we meet, its only for few seconds. But we always

Good Morning SMS

Muskura kar kaho toh..Har baat pyari lagegi.Ek baar keh ke toh dekho..Duniya tumhari lagegi.Har koi haar jaayega,Bin maare mar jayega..Aur ye Zindagi pyari lagegi.Gud Morning! When u wake up in d morninghey u made my day wit u'r message..it bought a smile to my face...a big thank u...u mean a lot to me!!! gud morningBeware of other duplicate Morning wishers"I'm the only Authorised ISO 2007

Every tear is a sign of ...

>> Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance

Close ur eyes ...

>> Close ur eyes..., Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath... I miss u as much as u missed the air.

Memories play a confusing role ...

>> Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together.

A raindrop may luk 2 small...

>> A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing.

What makes some people dearer ...

>> What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Those we Luv never go away...

>> Those we Luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen & unheard, still near... still loved... still Missed & still very dear. Missing U

Bob Marley Quote About Jeep

I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble! ----More Bob Marley Quotes

Short Sweet Love Poems

Express your love with these collection of short sweet love poems. These cute short poems shows deepest feelings of your hearts. Below is a collection of famous short sweet poems for your girlfriend or boyfriend which makes a straight impact on your loved one's heart.I'll never leave your handYou are everything for meI can never see you sadForever I'll be on your sideYou are the oneYou are my

Indian version of the Ant and Grasshopper story

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house. Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance). Opposition MP's stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among ants and grasshoppers. Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'. Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of the winter. Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational Insititutions & in Govt Services. Chidambaram imposes more taxes. The ant is milked more and more by being fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV. Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of the downtrodden' Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly. Many years later...Meanwhile, the ant has since migrated to the US or UK where talent in recognized and rewarded. 100s of grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India. Can you believe that India is the only country where some people take pride in calling themselves the reservation class...As a result losing lot of hard working ants and feeding the grasshoppers India is still a developing country...

Famous Dialogues Of Shahrukh Khan

Shahrukh Khan is one of most famous actor of bollywood. He made his debut with super hit Movie 'Deewana' and his first movie is bumper hit. Since then, he has worked in several wonderful movies like Baazigar, Karan-Arjun, Kal ho na ho and Om Shanti Om. He has got many awards. His dialogues in his movies are really Famous. In this page you can find some of the most famous Romantic dialogues of Our

Sympathy Sayings

Sympathy Sayings can help you a lot when someone is going away from us or at the time of loss. At the time of loss, we are not able to express our feelings in words. We don't know what to say. At this time, These sympathy sayings can help you express your sympathy towards others. Here are some of the best sympathy sayings and i just hope these Sympathy Messages will be helpful to you and makes

Romantic Text Messages

It's so easy to express your feelings with SMS Text messages. Take your mobile in your hand, write your love feelings in words and send it to the person you love.You can send Text Messages to your loved one anywhere in the world with the click of button. But, you are thinking how can i write a good romantic text message or where i can find some good romantic text messages for my girlfriend or

Famous N Cute Love Qoutes

The most beautiful gift of god to human is Love. We can't imagine the life without love. So express your love with these Famous Love Qoutes. This page provides impressive collection of famous love sms text messages and love quotes to send to your loved one.I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times,in life after life, in age after age forever. -----Rabindranath TagoreLove is

Bob Marley Quotes

Below is some of most popular and inspirational Bob Marley QuotesHerb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny. I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side.I stand for God's side. One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. When

Kristi Yamaguchi Biography

BiographyKristi Yamaguchi born in july 12, 1971. She was born in Hayward, California. Her mother is a medical secratory and USFSA Official and her father is a dentist. Her garndfather's name is George Doi. Kristi Yamaguchi is brilliant American Figure Skater. she got married in July, 2000 and she has two daughters one is Keara and another is Emma Yoshiko. She Is Also Knwon as Kristi Tsuya

The power of positive thinking

There are some people in the world which got more success in their life and some people who only dream to success but their negative thinking comes in the way and that’s why they are not able to make their dreams come true.. This is bepcause they have not confident in their abilities, they have negative thinking about them self. So here we talk about the power of positive thinking, if everybody

Best Yo Mama Jokes

If you are looking for funny yo mama jokes, then you came to right place. This Page Provides You Some of the Best and new funny Yo Mama Jokes that i am sure will make you laugh. Enjoy these good and hillarious yo mama jokes.Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get

Story SMS Jokes

Page 2One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school.""I don't want to go to school," the son replied.His mother said,"Give me two reasong why you don't want to go to school.""Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.""Fine" the son added. "Then you should give two good reasons why i should go to school.""One, you are 50 years

My New TVS Apache RTR 160 Bike

Folks, i want to give this good news to everyone that i have just got new bike. It is TVS Apache RTR 160. I bought this bike on 15 March 2008 in morning at about 11:00 pm. Have a look at the picture of my bike which i took from MY Nokia 6300 Cam.The color of bike is stylish black. Actully i was so confused when i went to purchase my bike. I was confused in choosing best bike. I am confused about

Spend Time With Your Friends

Invite your friends over and make up for the times you were too busy to share your joys. Here's how you can get started..... Plan AheadWell-planned parties run more smoothly and create less stress. This means sending your invitations out well in advance so you know how may guests you'll have (invites should go out two to four weeks in advance), and having the basic structure of the party planned

How To Have Healthy Work Life

Take Frequent Breaks Throughout The Day :When you are feeling tired or sore, get up and walk around for a few minutes. or try some of these tips for stretching at your desk. Taking breaks and keeping your body in shape will help you feel better and make your more productive.Use Your Vacations Days :It may feel like there is never a good time to be away from office, but people who do not take

Good bye quotes/Goodbyes are not forever.

Goodbyes are not forever.Goodbyes are not the end.They simply mean I'll miss youUntil we meet again! ------- Author - Unknown

Goodbye Quotes

Ultimate collection of Goodbye Quotes:Goodbyes are not forever.Goodbyes are not the end.They simply mean I'll miss youUntil we meet again! ------- Author - UnknownIn the hope to meet Shortly again, and make our absence sweet. ---- Author-Ben JonsonMay the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And

Helen Keller Jokes

Nothing is impossible in life. You can achieve whatever you want. If you beleive in yourself, then no one can stop you getting success. I am not lying. I will prove this by this biography of Helen Keller. I will prove my above statemnt by telling you about the life of helen keller. Do you know about the life of Helen Keller. Helen Keller was born on 27 June, 1880. She was bron in Tuscumbia,

Sayings About Best Friends

Before you read these sayings about best friends, let me tell you the meaning of true friendship. Friendship is most important relationship in our life. Friendship is priceless commodity. A true friend is a person who is always there with you in all circumstances of life. He makes you fell happy when you are sad. He makes you smile when you are crying. He inspires you when you feel down. He help